Every woman in Frozen has braided hair because Disney’s animators were traumatized after animating Rapunzel’s and Merida’s hair
im worried about dennys
we’re worried you’re worrying about the wrong things
omg you’re straight!!? wow. like, how does that even work? how do you have sex? omfg when did you know that you’re straight? haven’t you tried being gay?! maybe you just haven’t met the right person yet…. but wow you’re straight. i have a straight friend. hi straight friend. HEY EVERYBODY THIS IS MY STRAIGHT FRIEND
“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”
Save me from the nothing I’ve become.
Call my name and save me from the dark.
(wake me up inside)
Today is Copernicus’s 540th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?”
how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses